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Andy: What? What’s wrong?
April: Nothing, it’s just… adults are boring. And I hate them, and I don’t want to buy all this stupid boring adult stuff and become adults.
Andy: Hey! Listen to me! Yes, we’re going to get a dish rack and shower curtains and a cutting board, but if you think for one second I’m not also going to get that marshmallow shooter, so that I can shoot you in the face with marshmallows when you’re asleep, then… you’re the dumbest woman I know.
April: You’re going to make me cry.Parks and Recreation - 3x11 - Jerry’s Painting
I want a relationship like this one, where’s my April?
I. Love. These. Two.
-Worthy of reading. I’d rather a relationship be like… fucking my best friend. That kind of love.